January 2012
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So I just made a shit load of brownies and chocolate cake covered in chocolate chips.
Starting the new year off as a fatass with diarrhea.
this is what the end of the firework display...
britons:
tea-all-over-your-face:
they’ve clearly gone
RIGHT, HOW MANY FIREWORKS CAN WE SET OFF AT ONE TIME WITHOUT SETTING LONDON ON FIRE
love it tbh
December 2011
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
davespritebudgie:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN
WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
addictedtocockles:
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Everyone's like 'Aw Christmas is over oh well'
Fuck you Christmas is never over because this is America.
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sutorideru-kun:
Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi
Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi
When I walk in anime club, this is what I see Everybody stops and they nyaning at me I got kawaii in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it… show it… show it… I’m desu and I know it.
I’m desu and I know it.
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cristaly:
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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They see me rollin', they hatin' →
theannoyingskwid:
Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
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Dear short-haired girls of tumblr:
m4yuge:
qichi:
discordantkettle:
I have a crush
on all of you
also the ones not on tumblr
hi qichi B) eyebrow wiggle
Well hello there.
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Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
lucanoctis:
sharkieboo:
rubitinmyeyes:
colonelshounen:
“You are unacceptable!” →
longlivethe-king:
cesaret:
“You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove.
“What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose.
“I thought I could take it, but you slow me down! You make me crash! You ruin my performance! You’re even invading my privacy!”...
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When you accidentally click on a link, and know...
